Welcome to Manchester Confidential
Reset Password
The Confidential websites will be undergoing routine updates. This may cause the sites to go offline. We apologise in advance for any inconvenience.

You are here: Manchester ConfidentialFood & Drink.

Rene Redzepi (Noma) To Open Pop-Up Restaurant For MIF

Jonathan Schofield on more 'unusual locations' at MCR International Festival

Published on April 1st 2013.


Rene Redzepi (Noma) To Open Pop-Up Restaurant For MIF
 

OF COURSE THIS WAS AN APRIL FOOL'S DAY STORY

ACCLAIMED 'best chef in the world' Rene Redzepi from Copenhagen's Noma restaurant is to open a 'pop-up' restaurant during Manchester International Festival (MIF).

"This fits in with a new concept in cooking being developed in Scandinavia called Audial Eating."

In keeping with the 'unusual venues' theme this year (MIF runs from 4-21 July) Redzepi will be going up in the world. 

His 'pop-up' restaurant will be installed in the belfry of Manchester Town Hall right above the main festival hub and pavilion in Albert Square. Other unusual sites being used in the festival include the old Mayfield Station, next to Piccadilly Station, and the meeting room in the Albert Hall, Peter Street, above the former Brannigans.

Rene arriving too late for a ferryRene arriving too late for a ferry, carrying his packed lunch 

Rene Redzepi told Manchester Confidential: "This fits in with a new concept in cooking being developed in Scandinavia called Audial Eating. We're timing each sitting to begin a little before the hour and finishing a little after the following hour. The ringing of the bells will be matched with food from across the Nordic region plus some moss from the Town Hall walls.

"The bells are very loud especially the hour bell. This is important. The sound vibrations and the concussion from the bell shake your internal organs when sat close to it. This produces a very energising and interesting digestive experience. The noise enhances the special preparations of herring we'll be supplying. It's the purest form of Audial Eating yet achieved." 

Alex Poots, Manchester International Festival Director, said, "I'm 'cock-a-poots' about this. We wanted an innovative chef to feature in the festival and Rene is the best. We're very honoured. He loves the belfry of the Town Hall, it's just a minor shame the toilets are ten floors down."

('Im cock-a-poots about this' is Alex Poots' copyrighted stage catchphrase when performing stand-up comedy.)

The ironically named 'Good God is that even edible' dish from Noma in Wonderful Wonderful Copenhagen, twinned with Beautiful Beautiful HullThe ironically named 'Good God is that even edible' dish from Noma, a restaurant based in Wonderful Wonderful Copenhagen, twinned with Beautiful Beautiful Hull

As for any hints of the type of dishes people may expect, Redzepi, was being coy.

"Because my name sounds a little like Led Zeppelin we're going to do a few dishes based on their music while playing that music at huge volume, and that's not me being coy. It fits with the whole Audial Eating thing again," he said.

"What about some names, coy boy?" said Confidential.

"Given the Led Zeppelin theme there'll be a lumpfish, pickled lemming and arctic berries dish called Stir-fry to Heaven, and also a wild duck, wild hog and native Manchester pigeon platter called a Whole Lotta of Lung. I'm not being coy."

Confidential understands that every night after the last sitting there'll be a party for guests held in the bell tower of the Town Hall called Ding Dong Merrily On High.

Tickets can be booked at www.mif.co.uk or picked up from the Town Hall reception desk - special MIF guest receptionist this week is Damon Albarn.

Prices £50, five courses plus matching cordials.

Free Sarah Lund knitwear, from The Killing, will be distributed to keep people warm. The wool is edible.

Manchester residents on low income or claiming jobseekers allowance will be able to book at a discount, but may be told to get a proper job by a condescending waiter.  

The Bell Tower, Perfect For Audial EatingThe Bell Tower, perfect for audial eating

Noma - the kitchen brigade learns the ropesNoma - the kitchen brigade learns the ropes

Haute cuisine - literallyHaute cuisine - literally

Lund JumperLund Jumper - in this case edible

 

A absolutely flat-out kipperAn absolutely 'flat-out' kipper

You can follow Jonathan Schofield on Twitter here @JonathSchofield or in a taxi or maybe even on foot - but he's quick.

Like what you see? Enter your email to sign up for our newsletters which are chock-a-block with more great reviews, news, deals and savings.

7 comments so far, continue the conversation, write a comment.

Barry TravisApril 1st 2013.

I smell a rat! Although knowing Rene he might he cooking one.......

Stephen SlaterApril 1st 2013.

Seems legit!

Laurenrocks82April 1st 2013.

I'll be going just after a go on the Starflyer!

Derek L KnivetonApril 1st 2013.

Do you remember the famed spaghetti trees !

Sarah GibbApril 1st 2013.

It's April 1st!

EALApril 1st 2013.

It is April 1st. today!!!

StephApril 1st 2013.

Were the council's on-street parking regulations announced in early April?

To post this comment, you need to login.Please complete your login information.
OR CREATE AN ACCOUNT HERE..
Or you can login using Facebook.

Latest Rants

Leggins

I feel the same about women

 Read more
Anonymous

Right that dogs shouldn't be allowed at these events, they will be over whelmed by the amount of…

 Read more
Anonymous

It's obviously because of licencing that they have to use plastic containers.

 Read more
Anonymous

Exactly Mark. I think the retailers at the Albert Square events all agree to a set price rate in…

 Read more

Explore The Site

© Mark Garner t/a Confidential Direct 2014

Privacy | Careers | Website by: Planet Code | SEO by The eWord