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That Nick Griffin victory: cheer up, he’s rubbish
Jonathan Schofield and a gloomy night in North Western politics
Date Published: 08/06/2009
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Sunday night, Euro results night, and the protest at the side entrance of Manchester Town Hall was impressive but only in terms of ratio. There were more police than protesters and there weren’t that many police. The protesters who’d bothered were from the catalogue: carbon copies of all our old friends from Stop the War coalition marches and G7 meetings. A scruffy, partially organised rabble, they were – inevitably - led by a lad with a loud-hailer and an axe to grind. He occasionally passed the former to other protesters before jealously taking it back.
![]() “What do we want?” he’d shout? “Our own loud-hailer,” they’d reply. The protesters were here to be beastly to the BNP which is fair enough, but despite having attacked the BNP leader’s car and breaking a window, they looked as scary as accountants at a board meeting. At one point the group were chanting: “Master race, you’re having a laugh.” In Premiership terms this tune is sung by opposition fans to the team recently knocked out from Europe’s most prestigious trophy. It goes: “Champions’ League, you’re having a laugh”. Clever of the protesters to bring in that Euro allusion, shame they did so on a night of European triumph for the BNP. The Nazi/master race reference is easy to understand but the reality fails to live up to such a terrifying accusation. Upstairs in the Town Hall the leader of the alleged master race was doing his usual stunning impression of a salesman in a carpet warehouse who keeps being overlooked for promotion because ‘there’s something a bit odd about him’. Surrounded by minders and about 18 photographers and cameramen from the BBC, CNN, and so forth, Nick Griffin looked lost: perhaps literally given the number of media he had to wade through to get anywhere. If the BNP has wanted the oxygen of publicity over the last few days, then the media have duly obliged, giving it more of the stuff than the National Health Service uses in a year. The comforting thing about Nick Griffin, though, is that he’s rubbish. He’s intellectually weak, with no powers of oratory and no ‘big man’ presence. His interview with the BBC in the Town Hall tried to be clever though. He began by being reasonable, saying the BNP want working people to have good pensions, job security, the banks under control, safe streets, lah-di-dah-di-dah. It was a wish list of lovely things, easy for a fringe party of crackpots to describe, but hard to deliver. Anybody can say things like that. Manchester Confidential’s food writer, Gordo, could set up his own political party in which everyone has cooked breakfasts every morning, a long and lavish lunch, and a four course evening meal (as a minimum) with only the finest wines. This would be prepared for us by the unemployed thus wiping out joblessness overnight. Let’s all make up our own parties. |
Gordo’s party would be pro-foie gras and anti-vegetarian, maybe barring the latter from joining. The BNP bar non-whites. Griffin’s lot, you see, want only the ‘indigenous’ folk of the UK. Hands-up anybody who knows any Beaker people, pre-Celts, or paleolithic types? Certainly our Teutonic Majesty couldn’t join in that case. Nor me. Nor Nick Griffin. Griffin it turns out is as mad as David Icke, the TV presenter, turned cult idiot. On Radio Five Live, the morning after the election, he said: “DNA shows that most white people can trace a link with Britain back to just after the last Ice Age. We know that the indigenous population of Australia were the Aborigines. We are the Aborigines of Britain.” Oh are we? Following this logic would mean that people who settled Australia after the 1760s should bugger off, and all non-native Indian Americans subsequent to 1492, had best leave North and South America as well. Crazy. What the man fails to understand is that every successful nation in history has been an immigrant one, a diverse one. New blood has always driven progress. There’s a mural in the Town Hall yards from where Griffin was speaking showing Flemish weavers setting up Manchester’s textile industry in the 1300s. Perhaps they’d be fine though as they’re white. Back to reality. Griffin claimed that winning a seat in the European Parliament was “a massive breakthrough.” This massive breakthrough consisted of 4,961 votes: the difference between the BNP and the Green Party in the North West. The massive breakthrough came about with the BNP polling fewer votes in the region than it had in 2004. Griffin’s seat and its 80k salary, £219k per annum office budget, and £207 daily allowance, came about with an improvement in percentage share of the regional vote by all of 1.8 per cent, courtesy of Labour’s massive decline of 6.9 per cent. In the general election with our trusty first-past-the-post system, the BNP haven’t got a hope in hell of gaining a single seat. It’s the same with UKIP, a party apparently voted for by tired people who went to the polling stations and thought the name was an invitation. The real story of the night was the Labour Party’s lowest percentage of a national vote since 1918. Sir Richard Leese and Andy Burnham, the Health Secretary, looked almost in tears at the Town Hall. As for the carpet salesman’s party, the bigger parties perhaps need to understand what drove eight per cent of north westerners in a very low turnout of 39 per cent to vote for them, but let’s not get carried away. The BNP is a nasty, racist party of negative policies, who want to retreat from the fascinating diversity of 2009 to a dreary monochrome culture which never really existed. We can’t be complacent but the fact that the actual rise in BNP support at a time of complete parliamentary turmoil was so tiny is reassuring. The rent-an-anarchist crowd at the Town Hall entrance provided the evening with its best metaphor. Nick Griffin had to enter the Town Hall through the back door. That’s what he’s done with this election. There might be sadness with this BNP triumph but the sadness lies in the symbolism, not the substance. The BNP simply doesn’t have any substance. |
Hieronymous Biff says..“ @Anonymous - BNP voters may well have voted with their feet but most of us have evolved to a level where we are able to vote using our hands .”
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Edmund Burke or similar says..“ "All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing..."”
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spicy says..“ Do Hazel and Nick often eat together? I imagine they scoff their food like the aliens from V. Live mice all in one go, for those of you too young to remember.”
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paulm says..“ Milty, what good work exactly has Nick Griffin so far done?
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Fork Sake says..“ Milty, please wake up: being poor, white and working class does not give us the excuse to be ignorant, hate-mongering morons.”
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SB says..“ Let's hope their moment in the sunshine is brief. For all the misguided 'ordinary folk' in the BNP it remains a party full of Hitler worshippers.”
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C Davies says..“ Fran, if you were anti-BNP you weren't very successful were you? Did you grow the vote of your enemy? And what were you pro?”
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east lancs says..“ @spicy - please do expand upon your theory, genuinely interested :o)
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rufus t. firefly says..“ Hieronymous Biff, I generally use a pen.”
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Hieronymous Biff says..“ @Anonymous I suspect the BNP don't trust the Poles either.”
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