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The Dwarf With Whitebait In His Hat And Other Stories
Sleuth tries to recall Andrew Nutter's 40th birthday party at the Mark Addy
HGOG gjepqaxn Addy dsgnsdg boat ggsdsflno. Rule Britannia.
Bvadoadfs free wine vscvwsvs skvb qeicb pq foqorvnvjm. Massive cow execution vsvdns fnsdnasj Rochdale fdgfs mmfff. Bad vndjjdld ghgggh. Fngdsfgsdg gfdd seventeen pints later vgdsasd.
Ghfmasdg ffhffh why oh Lord why sdasda sjsd. Shhhgfd taxi fndjd midnight shsius. Ghfssd wages of sin vdjsksn. Help. Hfsdnd dhdh kaoeut Nutter should be shot hhhvwsj.
And a dwarf with whitebait in his hat.
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What a non-story! What are you doing Jonathan?! This is just a collection of crap pictures of you lot getting pissed on a Monday night, to celebrate a piss-head's birthday. What a joke. Boring. This isn't what Man Con is about. Get better please! *hits unsubscribe, unfollow, un-like etc etc*
There are thirty new stories up this week with loads of content and news. Unsubscribe and miss out. The Sleuth section will always be irreverent. And frankly he's never seen a dwarf with whitebait in his hat. News.
There's irreverent, and there's you going to work with a hangover and finding something that's an in-joke funny when it's not. When you look back on this when you’re not drunk anymore, you will wonder why you published it. Sleuth has been known to be funny, even clever, but lately as he has been pickling his liver more and more, this is severely lacking.
Feel like a drink this lunch, anon?
I feel a little bit queasy now. Weird.
For some it's still the summer slump...
that'll be over tomorrow, I tell you...
guessing you wern't there then Anon?! amazing night, well done team pissheads :) xx
what's it like?
I can't remember
I think the 11th photograph was on Body Farm last night.
Amazing night..RAGING hangover!!