Funniest graffiti ever

Who on earth is Phil?

Binns, The Boy Jorgensen and Lucy Van the Belgian wandered in to the Temple of Convenience one night this week, to share a half of mild.

What they found was some remarkable graffiti in the toilets, all centreing around a man called Phil.

Where to begin? How about ‘Phil puts batteries in the hole of his penis?' Or ‘Phil doesn’t believe in Germany’?

Phil, apparently, also ‘invented Michael Jackson’ and ‘can breath (sic) underwater.’ In a dark twist, he also ‘stabs babies.’

If the toilet walls are to believed, April 1 is ‘International Phil Day,’ something we’re wholeheartedly behind. Presumably Germans are not invited.

Phil has a fan though, as someone has also daubed on the loo wall the simple message: ‘Don’t talk shit about Phil’.

We’d never dream of it.

Are you Phil? Do you know Phil? Have you seen other Phil-based graffiti in the city? Let us know here.