Sleuth's Poem To Mark Happy Mondays Reunion

TO MARK the Happy Mondays getting back together Sleuth has written a poem inspired by their songs. This follows his award-winning verse on the occasion of the Stone Roses re-union - click here.

Poem On The Occasion Of Happy Mondays Return

Hallelujah, Hallelujah,
We’ve reformed the band for the moulah.

Son, I’m fifty,
I only went with your mother
Cos she’s the same age as me.

It’s got to be a loose fit
Come on let’s move in it,
It’s got to be a loose fit
Otherwise we can’t fit into it.

Hallelujah, Hallelujah,
We’ve reformed the band for the moulah.

Touring with the Inspirals,
Better if it were the Roses,
But they’ve got so big
We’re not even rivals.

Twenty four hour garden centre people, dental surgery face,
Can't party flat out.

Twenty four hour garden centre people, dental surgery face,
Can't party flat out.

Hallelujah, Hallelujah,
We’ve reformed the band for the moulah.

He’s twisting my zimmer man.
He’s twisting my retirement plan.
He speaks so hip (replacement therapy)

Bez - On Stage With The Reformed Happy Mondays

Sleuth is a sideways glance at the city, it's the truth, but Sleuth's truth. He even has his own section on Confidential. Follow Sleuth on twitter @Sleuth