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Saturday night’s all right for fighting in Manchester this weekend, as David Haye goes up against Audley Harrison in an all-British heavyweight title fight.
The biggest cheer of the afternoon was reserved for a surprise guest, former heavyweight champion of the world, Lennox Lewis, who is absolutely effing massive in the flesh.
Haye’s WBA belt is at stake and he’s odds-on favourite despite giving away three stones to his older and taller opponent.
The weigh-in was a curious affair. As Moyo and I made our way through the Lowry centre, the mix of old dears coming out of matinees and meatheads downing pints waiting for the call to their seats made for interesting viewing.
Most of the security blokes on the doors and the stage were bigger than the fighters themselves. Press and other associated hangers-on got the ground floor of the theatre, the public filled the two upper tiers. They were in vocal mood for a mid-afternoon, and heavily in favour of a Haye win according to a Sky Sports-led show of hands.
Harrison’s supporters were in fine voice though, and when the two main men finally appeared on stage, it almost descended into panto, with cries of “yes he can,” and “no he can’t” fired back and forth between rival fans.
But the biggest cheer of the afternoon was reserved for a surprise guest, former heavyweight champion of the world, Lennox Lewis, who is absolutely effing massive in the flesh.
He was a diplomatic interviewee as well. Half a dozen TV crews tried to get him to call the fight, but he deflected it like a badly-thrown jab, saying it would go ‘to whoever’s better on the night’ and so forth.
I collared him as he was preparing to leave the stage. If it was his title on the line, who would he rather be fighting? He smiled, sucked his teeth a bit, shook his head, laughed and walked away. There ended my 0.482 second interview with the champ.
Haye, as you can see in the video footage expertly shot by Miss Moyo, thinks his speed and explosive punching power will get him through. Harrison was in no mood to agree. “I’m not messing around. I’m here to win. David Haye is getting knocked out.”
David 'HayeMaker' Haye interview
Both fighters looked pretty relaxed – the press pack were the most on-edge, including loads of German TV crew that had come over to watch one of their boys on the undercard.
PS Brian ‘Wooly’ Woolnough, tabloid veteran and chief sports writer for the Daily Star, if you’re reading (and I’m sure you’re not), instead of asking me and a bloke from ITN to ‘sit down’ in the press area on stage because you ‘couldn’t see’ from the padded auditorium chair you’d slumped into, I’d suggest that next time, you get off your fat arse and take your place like everybody else.
You may be an industry heavyweight, but, as the saying goes, you’re a big man and you’re out of shape. And the younger ones are always that bit more hungry.
And I’d wager that’s pretty much how it will go in the ring on Saturday night. A Haye knockdown in four for the quicker man.
The weigh-in through female eyes
Here’s the scene. One person comes in, and stands on some scales in front of the rest of the group. The scale master then shouts out their weight and is particularly elated when they can announce that they’ve lost a few pounds. The person then gives a little victory wave and steps down. Now you tell me how a boxing weigh-in is any different from a Weight Watchers class weigh-in?
At the Haye vs Harrison weigh-in some boxers from other weight categories may have actually benefited from going to Weight Watchers instead. In fact seeing a 17 stone plus heavy weight boxer (he’s not fat, he’s big boned) take to the stage looking like he’s just washed a featherweight down with 10 pints of Guinness, was by far more entertaining than the Haye vs Harrison pantomime. That and the peculiar choice of boxer shorts for all the weigh-ins; a selection of Sponge Bob Squarepants, Next’s finest white undies, multi coloured spots, a plain grey pair (everyone knows grey shows every bead of sweat) and worst of all, no boxer shorts at all. Apparently this was because the boxer was overweight. He was still overweight when bollock naked so he was then told, not in so many words, to ‘go and have a try.’ What a strange sport it is.
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